This week sees the start of our formal training plan for the Ride London. It’s not complete yet, but you can see our long-ride distances on our plan page here.
Training Update
While I’ve been busying myself with my running activities we’ve continued with our training rides, albeit with reduced distance and intensity for me. Before we finally dive into our formal Ride London training plan, here’s a quick round-up of our rides from the last fortnight.
Week ending 4th May
Due to the tube strike, we each cycled to work twice during this week (totalling 43 miles for me, 36 miles for Audrey). On top of this, we rode up to Battersea Park on the Saturday and Audrey did many laps at a fabulously consistent pace, while I sat enjoying the sun tapering for my running and playing with the SheepTracker, our real time tracking solution being developed so all you lovely folk can follow us on the big day. We’ll have more on the SheepTracker in a separate post soon.

This ride was 16 leisurely miles for me, 30 decently paced miles for Audrey. And so, this weeks boring stats:
- Weekly Distance: 60 miles (Mark), 66.7 miles (Audrey)
- Audrey’s moving pace for the laps of Battersea Park: 11.9mph
- Total punctures to date – Mark: 0, Audrey: 1
- Total training miles to date (including cycling to work) – Mark: 326 miles, Audrey: 313 miles.
Week ending 11th May
Luckily, the second batch of tube strikes was suspended, sparing me the enforced cycling to work. After running on Monday this came as a great relief. I did cycle two days (totalling 42 miles), and Audrey cycled 18 miles around Merton on a day’s pottering. We then went to re-acquaint ourselves with Richmond Park on Sunday (where there are currently baby deer galore!), putting in some decent paced laps in the face of a strident headwind.
The headwind slowed us massively for half the lap, with the speed limit stopping us taking advantage on the other half, but it gave us a great workout. The hills are starting to get a little easier, keeping the pace up a little less hard work. Overall, a good ride to lead us into the first week of our structured training plan. We finished our laps with cakes and paninis in the café, then headed home.

The boring stats
- Weekly distance: 66.7 miles (Mark), 42.6 miles (Audrey), of which 24.6 miles was our weekend ride, 11.5 miles paced lapping Richmond Park.
- Average moving speed (Richmond Park laps): 12.8mph (did we mention the headwind? Monstrous, it really was)
- Moving time (Richmond Park laps): 54m05s.
- Total punctures to date – Mark: 0, Audrey: 1
- Total training miles to date (including cycling to work) – Mark: 393 miles, Audrey: 355 miles.
Have Run 13.1 Miles For Cake
This bank holiday weekend (with fine weather, who knew that was possible?) saw my warm-up event for the Team Sheep summer of sporty goodness in aid of Friendship Works – the MKM Half Marathon. You can read about my preparations in this previous post. Running the race with me were my “we run for cake” running partner Chris, my brother Adam, and two of Adam’s colleagues. And several thousand other people, obviously; it wasn’t just the five of us randomly running around Milton Keynes. That would be odd.
After a carefully planned muesli & toast breakfast (avoiding the hotel sausages, that took effort!), we then had a nightmare short drive to Milton Keynes Stadium for the “VIP” pre-booked parking, the last quarter mile of which took 45 highly frustrating minutes. We’d left plenty of time so I wasn’t worried about being late, but I was concerned about running out of petrol. The fuel light had come on as we left the hotel, as the drive was so short I hadn’t worried about it but I hadn’t factored in long periods of idling!
We eventually parked, fuel gauge below zero but still ticking over. The problems had been caused by people who had queued without having booked – perhaps half of the queued cars – each of whom then argued with the one marshal checking reservations. One or two signs back in the queue saying “pre-booked parking only” would have helped massively.
Anyway, Milton Keynes this may be but enough about parking. We reached the stadium and met up with Chris and Adam’s colleagues. The race start was well organised and we dropped our bags and made our way to the starting line. I consumed my pre-race Technical Sports Nutrition Pack (eight jelly babies) and Audrey went to find her first spectator vantage point.

Unusually for a race with several thousand entrants, there was one mass start with no pace-related ordering, so it was up to you to position yourself further forward or backward depending on your intended pace. I was worried this would cause problems at the start, but it worked surprisingly well – the roads in Milton Keynes are very wide so once through the starting gates there was space to safely ease past people (or let people pass) without affecting your own pace.
I ran the first three miles as intended, around 5m05-5m10 per kilometre, keeping my speed mostly under control. The first drink station was around the 3 mile point, and I was much thirstier than normal – it was hotter than all of our training runs – so I dumped the Lucozade Sport I’d been sipping since the start and switched to water. This helped, and I still had eight jelly babies stashed in my pockets in case I needed fuel, so all was good.
I tried to start to lift my pace towards my target 4m58 per kilometre, but didn’t have it in me. The course felt significantly hillier than the 174ft of elevation gain the race materials suggested (after the race I checked and, indeed, I make it 585ft – not massive but a lot more than expected), and it repeatedly went down and up the same incline in central Milton Keynes (see miles three to seven above).



While I had my pace about right for the first 3 miles, the fact that the first 2 miles had been a constant slight climb had taken more out of me than I realised, and by mile 8 I was 1.5 minutes behind where I needed to be for a 1h45 total. Realising I was very unlikely to meet my target, my spirits dropped somewhat and I slowed further, until around three miles from the finish, when I managed to lift the pace some, still feeling generally dreadful.

The last mile and a half looped around a lake on trails then entered the stadium to cross the line. The trail was a bit twisty, making it hard to keep up the pace, but the final stretch running through the tunnel into the stadium and out for a lap around the pitch was a great finish, and I sprinted to cross the line in 1h50m05s.

I’m happy with the time – while I didn’t quite reach the 1h45 that I was targeting, if someone had said to me a year ago that I’d be running a half marathon in less than two hours I’d have laughed. I can see some of the things I need to work on (hills, more speed work, and I suspect I over-tapered) and I’ll be back to do another half before long. Adam finished in 2h19 and Chris in 2h28 – see the slideshow below for more photos of the finish. We won’t talk about the ludicrously fast times set by Adam’s colleagues.

The race done, getting out of the infernal car park took an entire hour, and with our petrol level critical we resorted to poor old Audrey (who’d walked seven miles in the commission of taking the photographs you see above and cheering us on splendidly) pushing the car when the traffic did move slightly, instead of us sitting with the engine idling. Nevertheless, we eventually made it out and to a petrol station, then took a scenic drive through central London on the way back.
And now, on to the cycling! Audrey and I have around 13 weeks until Ride London, most of the training plans we’ve read are around 12 weeks long, so the timing has worked well (more through luck than judgement). We just need to decide on the training plan we’re following and we’ll be golden…
Will run 13.1 miles for cake
Before this summer’s joint craziness I’m running the Milton Keynes Marathon: Half on May 5th, not to be confused with the Milton Keynes Half Marathon, which was in March (how could anyone be confused by that?). Either way, it’s 13.1 miles in Milton Keynes. If you’re not at all interested in my running exploits, I won’t be at all offended if you move on to our latest bicycling post without reading on! Otherwise…
The story so far
As many of you will know, I ran the London Marathon back in 2002, in 4h57m. It was amazing and I intended to continue running but the year that followed could generously be called “sporadic” then nothing for a decade.
September 2013: Joydens Wood 10k
Due to a pub conversation gone wrong, I accidentally agreed to run this with my colleague Chris. He was intending to do the 5k version to get fit, and I tactfully explained to him that it wasn’t really worth putting your shorts on to run a single 5k from a fitness perspective so if he wanted to get fit he should train to run the 10k. Somehow this meant I’d volunteered to run the 10k with him, so out came the shorts and the poor folk of Hackney, Islington and the Regents Canal began to be subjected to our scary legs pounding past them as we trained. Their suffering has continued to this day.
With plenty of cycling to work, my fitness wasn’t too bad, so I targeted sub-60 minutes, while Chris simply aimed to finish. I finished in 1h00m07s; so close! And Chris did indeed finish. This course really is horrendously hilly and the last 2-3k were very tough.

Not to be deterred and (more importantly) to maintain our ability to eat lots of cake, Chris and I decided to book another race; I didn’t want to fall into the same trap as ten years ago and having another race lined up kept us at it. Therefore, on to the Kingston 10k in December.
December 2013: Kingston 10k
A nice flat course made for a faster race, and a few months more training had begun to have a good effect on my pace, finishing in 52m59s. We’d decided that a half marathon would be our next challenge and the new Milton Keynes Marathon: Half in May 2014 fit the bill perfectly, giving us plenty of time to train.
Milton Keynes Marathon: Half
I decided early on that I would aim to run this half marathon in 1h45m. Having done a full marathon previously, I know I’m capable of completing the distance, so wanted to use the training to improve my cardio fitness and see how fast I can go. My target time was calculated using the very scientific method of reckoning that 2 hours was relatively easy to achieve based on my fitness at the start of training, so it should be faster than that. Which 1h45m is.
Targeting a fast pace has made the training more interesting as we’ve included tempo* and interval** runs (much to Chris’ annoyance, I’m sure) as well as the usual ever-extending long runs. The extra fitness certainly won’t hurt for the cycling this summer either!
I’ll find out next Monday whether I’ve done enough; my tempo and interval run paces would suggest so, and the longer runs at slower pace have gone well, but whether I can pull it all together and run that distance at such a pace is still a huge unknown. Eeeek!
I’m saving my fund-raising efforts for the Ride London so no big charity plug here, but if anyone is feeling super-generous and wants to give me some encouragement for when I’m flagging around mile 10 of this ridiculous endeavour, you can always donate to Friendship Works by texting BAAA88 followed by £2, £5 or £10 to 70070 (UK only) or on the Team Sheep Just Giving page. But I’ll still be coming after you for more donations when we get nearer the Ride London, you’ve been warned!
* Tempo runs: mid-length hard runs, these days I usually do 2k warm up, 10k at tempo pace, then 2k cool down. The tempo pace should be “hard comfortable”, which I’ve interpreted to mean a pace I can just about maintain for 10k but couldn’t carry on further. Over the weeks this pace has improved markedly.
** Interval runs: in my case, 1k warm up, then 1k fast, 0.5k slow repeated 5 times, then 1k cool down. The fast sections are at a very hard pace, whereby you can just complete the interval.
Week ending 27th April
Just a quick one this week as there’s not too much of interest to report.
Battersea Park
Our main training ride this week was another nice cycle to and around Battersea Park, of 24 miles this time. I spent much of the ride getting my saddle position right and think I’m there now, give or take. Audrey carried on lapping the park while I adjusted so whilst we did the same distance, her ride was a more sensible constant pace while mine was a series of pauses to adjust followed by sprints to catch up. Which was rather fun, I must admit. My new road bike is very enjoyable to ride at 18-20mph whereas my old hybrid, much though I love it, was noticeably harder work around those speeds.

Cycle to work
We woke to a beautiful clear blue sky on Wednesday morning which made it impossible not to cycle to work. We’d intended to mix in some mid-week cycling, and the 9 miles each way for Audrey and 10-10.5 miles each way for me (depending on which roads in the City of London are closed for Crossrail or utility work; currently: all of them) make a couple of decent rides. The ride in is usually at a reasonable pace as we’re often on the late side; the ride home more leisurely. We’ll lengthen our rides home by pulling in some of the interesting sections we’ve found on our long weekend rides as we get further into training.
Oily Hands
The rear derailleur on my new bike seems to have a narrow window for correct shifting and despite only recently having it reindexed it had gone out again. I decided I should learn to fix this myself, so followed this excellent guide (insert wiki books link) and it’s now shifting perfectly again. This would have been much easier with a work stand for the bike – as it was I rigged up a bungee cord from the rear rack to the top of a door to lift the rear wheel up. This worked, just about, but wasn’t exactly the height of ergonomic joy as the bike bounced about like crazy while pushing the pedals around. Think I’ve identified the next bike-related purchase.
Next week
There won’t be a long ride next weekend as I’ll be resting ahead of running a half marathon in Milton Keynes next Monday, with a crazy target of 1h45m.
But before that, it’s the RMT-sponsored cycling to work week, or as it’s commonly known: Tube Strike! So our midweek cycling this week will include at least two cycle-to-works. And if the RMT and London Underground don’t make up sharpish, the following week will see us cycling to work for four days straight. Nothing like a bit of industrial action to kick start our training.
The boring stats
- Distance: 24.1 miles
- Elevation gain: 547ft
- Average moving speed: 12.2mph (Mark), 11.9mph (Audrey)
- Time: 1h55m moving (Mark), 2h00m moving (Audrey), 2h30m total
- Total punctures to date – Mark: 0, Audrey: 1
- Total training miles to date (including cycling to work) – Mark: 266.2 miles, Audrey: 246.0 miles
Knees rested and sea air enjoyed; time to get back on the bikes
We’ve both had some knee issues over the last few weeks – Audrey’s more acute problems appeared at the end of our last ride and I’ve had some less serious niggling pain which was probably caused by incorrect cleat positioning when I started using the SPD pedals; my left foot apparently wants to be angled out several degrees when pedalling, which I’d never noticed before – something about attaching your feet to the pedals concentrates the attention on such details.
To try to get back to full knee health (well, as full health as our knees ever get, which like most people older than 23 is simply “not hurting too much”, bloody knees) we’ve taken a couple of weeks off from major bike rides. This enforced break serendipitously coincided with a week in Devon, which included plenty of walking, hot tubbing, relaxing and actually having enough sleep. All of which feels like it helped but who’s to know without following the latest in sports injury recovery methods… Heat? Cold? Rest? Activity? No idea. But still, this:

For today’s ride, we wanted a relaxed pace and modest distance with an easy escape route home in case of knee trouble. With this in mind, we decided to cycle to Battersea Park and do a few laps there. Both the park and our route there are pretty much pancake flat, and the park’s 2 mile loop meant we could make the ride whatever length we wanted – subject to boredom, tiredness or pain. It also meant that we’re never more than six flat miles from home, meeting our easy escape criteria.
Heading up the Wandle Trail to Earlsfield on the way there, we noticed its new surface has been completed with what seems to be a tightly bonded rough gravel layer now adhered to the tarmac laid a few weeks back. Unfortunately there’s a large amount of loose gravel left on top which, whether intentional or not, makes for rather hairy cycling as you’re constantly worrying the gravel will slip and take your wheel with it, particularly on the bends. Will be contacting Sustrans (who have been doing the surfacing work) to see if they can clear this up as they assured me the finished surface would be great for cycling.
Overall it was a pretty uneventful ride, four laps of Battersea Park for a total of 20.3 miles at an average speed of 10.4mph, gentle as we intended. More importantly, Audrey had no problems with her knees and mine were feeling better than they have in a while. We’ll try and get a couple of rides like this in each week, until we start our formal training plan* in early May, once I’m done with my extra-curricular half marathon.
*doesn’t yet exist
NO ZERO-SPEED FALLING-OVER DUE TO CLEAT ISSUES FOR MARK! Ahem… Hopefully that is a sign of things to come, I’m finally getting some confidence about clipping in and out quickly and anticipating well when I need to click out. Fingers crossed.

Just before we got home, Audrey suffered the first Team Sheep puncture, caused by an unidentified small sharp thing going through her tyre (Sustrans’ finest gravel, perchance?). Luckily as we were close to home we didn’t have to do a roadside fix, so as punctures go, not a major problem. It might be worth us investigating new tyres with slightly more puncture protection for Audrey’s bike. I use Vittoria Randonneurs on both my hybrid and road bikes which seem to be fairly bullet proof, whereas Audrey is using the decent but not super tough Bontrager Select Invert tyres supplied with her bike.
Overall ride summary:
- Distance: 20.3 miles
- Elevation gain: 517ft
- Average moving speed: 10.4mph
- Time: 2h00m moving, 2h44m total
- Total punctures to date – Mark: 0, Audrey: 1
- Total training miles to date – Mark: 220.0 miles, Audrey: 203.7 miles
Welcome to the Team Sheep blog!
Hello everyone!
We’re cycling the Ride London 100 on August 4th 2014, and we’ve set up this blog to keep a record of our training, preparations and fund raising progress. We’re keeping it as much for our benefit as anything, but hopefully others will find it interesting too. Do leave us a comment if there’s anything you’d like to hear more or less about, to ask any questions, or to take the mickey out of Mark’s continued inability to use clipped pedals. We’ve posted back-dated entries for the training rides we’ve already done, so have a read of those to get up to date on where we are up to. You can find links to all of those posts at the end of this one, so keep reading.
Friendship Works
We’re aiming to raise £2,000 for the great local charity Friendship Works. They provide long-term adult mentors to children struggling with a variety of problems such as social exclusion, troubled home lives, behavioural issues, or the responsibility for caring for a parent.
These amazing volunteer mentors commit to spending significant time with their assigned child 3 out of every 4 weekends for a minimum of two years. This is a huge commitment on the part of the volunteer, but one which allows the child to develop a long term trusting relationship with the mentor. Reaching our target would fund five new mentors through the vital training required before they can start to support their assigned child.
The volunteer mentor gives the child an important and stable adult relationship they can rely on, helping them to enjoy childhood experiences many would take for granted, and give them opportunities they may not otherwise have access to. If you’d like to learn more about Friendship Works and the excellent and effective work they do, please visit their website.
Your support will help Friendship Works achieve their goal of supporting over 200 children with their own friend and mentor this year – helping them to enjoy their childhoods, build their confidence and discover their potential in society.
Ride London-Surrey 100
This event, set up by the Mayor of London as part of the Olympic legacy, is a 100 mile cycle sportive* starting at the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park in east London then zooming out far into Surrey and back for the classic finish on The Mall in front of Buckingham Palace.
It follows a route similar to that used for the Olympic cycling road races, taking in many London sights and two major climbs – Box Hill, with its famous zig zag road, and Leith Hill, the highest peak in south-east England. Both of which we are dreading.
While technically there is a time limit of nine hours, the ignominy of finishing in a longer time than (Mayor of London) Boris Johnson took to haul his ample bulk around last year means that for all intents and purposes, there’s an 8h04m time limit. Our target, however, is to ride and finish together in six to seven hours.
* a sportive is, apparently, a non-race timed event where the target is to complete the course in a good time for yourself, rather than beat other people. So I’m told. I know little of such things, I just ride a bike to work sometimes.
About Us
We’re just a pair of sheep who use bikes to get around the place, neither of us have done any remotely sporty cycling before. Mark has cycled to work a good amount over the last couple of years, a ten mile or so distance, and Audrey has increasingly done so too once or twice a week. For both of us, stretching out to 100 miles and doing so in our target of six to seven hours or less is a major challenge, which will require lots of training. So, give us a boost and support us when our dodgy knees are giving out behind the Millennium Dome and chuck a few quid in for Friendship Works.
Thanks for reading!
Mark & Audrey
Appendix: The Story So Far
As we’re a bit late getting this blog up, here are links to the back-dated posts about our first few training rides:
Ticking off the London boroughs
Our training rides are proving a great opportunity to explore this fabulous city of ours. We’ve seen a lot of it in the years we have lived here but nothing brings it all together like pootling around on a bike. You also get to see the interesting bits between the ‘places’ – the areas you normally just slide under on the tube.
It’s also good to use these early long rides, where we are not too concerned about pace, to find the best places to cycle good distances so we can build up a library of sections without too many interruptions that we can combine into training routes. Richmond Park is great, but we don’t want to be going and lapping that four times a week!
This week’s long ride took us to a number of London landmarks that we’ve not previously been to. We planned the route beforehand, targeting breaking the 50 mile barrier for the first time. The theory: a scenic route to Greenwich, under the Thames via the foot tunnel to the Isle of Dogs, head north to the Olympic park then east out along the Greenway to the Woolwich Ferry. Taking the ferry south of the river, we’d head via the Thames Path and Greenwich once more to CS7 – our usual cycle route home from work.

We started very strongly – a good pace along the Wandle Trail and up to Battersea Park for a lap there. This stretch definitely makes it into the list of useful segments for our rides, little interaction with traffic and mostly a sensible amount of space to ride, meaning a decent pace is relatively easy.
As with last week, we headed along CS8 on Millbank, but this time we crossed back over the river before Westminster to avoid Parliament Square (it’s very scenic and all but an utter cow to cycle around). Coming off the bridge, I went to go through some traffic lights on amber and looked back to realise Audrey wouldn’t make it through the lights, so stopped suddenly with no chance to unclip, giving me my only zero-speed falling-over due to cleat issue of the day. Still not there…
We stopped off at Kerb (an excellent roaming street food market) who were set up behind Royal Festival Hall and got some fabulous cakes from Kooky Bakes – ‘Born in the States. Baked in Britain’. The American sheep among us wasn’t going to turn down an Oreo peanut butter brownie or anything resembling a seven layer bar. Highly recommended by both of us and great cycling fuel!
Heading through Southwark was slow going – the route we had planned went through some tourist-heavy areas which were very busy with pedestrians so we attempted to divert around but ended up in the middle of Borough Market – also rammed full of pedestrians. It didn’t improve much from there until we managed to get back to our planned route at the far side of London Bridge – which took several failed attempts that ended in dead end streets or one-ways in the wrong direction. Even once we rejoined our route, some of the cycle route (NCN1 again, I believe) was simply laughable, with bone juddering cobbles and so many left and right turns.
After what seemed like an age of this (in reality it was probably just a few miles), and pretty depressed about our route choice, we reached Rotherhithe where Audrey had suggested we take the road around the perimeter of the peninsula instead of cutting across. This was a great idea, as the road is wide and nicely surfaced but has little traffic as there’s no reason to want to drive there unless you’re a resident. We headed through the pleasant Russia Dock Woodland and then continued on our way towards Greenwich.
After a brief stop for some of our cake, we said a quick hello to the Cutty Sark in Greenwich then walked through the foot tunnel to the Isle of Dogs. Thankfully the lifts at both ends were in operation! We continued to follow NCN1 on the north of the river, which once again was leaving no junction left unturned – another endless sequence of lefts and rights which made for very frustrating cycling. This slow process eventually brought us up to the bottom of the Regents Canal just north of Limehouse Basin where the canal meets the Thames, and we were finally able to stretch our legs again along the towpath to Victoria Park.
We picked up some baguettes and ate them in the park, trying to learn from last week’s failure to eat early enough during the ride. Even so, it was still nearly 4pm and we were only just having lunch, so arguably we still haven’t got this right. At least we had kept ourselves better topped up with cake and Haribo before lunch this time.
A lap and a half of Victoria Park then we reached the fabulous Greenway – the best use of a sewage outflow you’re likely to see. For those unfamiliar with it, the Greenway is a linear green corridor with a wide paved path running from Victoria Park in Hackney out 4.5 miles east to Beckton, and other than fairly occasional road crossings it is pretty much interruption free*. It runs on top of the enormous Northern Outfall Sewer, part of Joseph Bazalgette’s grand Victorian sewage system for London, which takes the capital’s crap far enough away that it can be discharged into the Thames without the tide bringing it back into central London. These days it is, thankfully, cleaned and treated at Beckton before being dumped in the river. Near the start of the Greenway is the delightful-looking (no, really) Abbey Mills pumping station which hefts sewage up 40-odd feet from the underground sewers which run along the Embankment to the height of the northern outfall. Anyway, enough of this crap – I assume you’re mostly here to read about cycling or charity or us, not sewage infrastructure geekery.
* Interruption free, aside from a short but awkward temporary gap when you reach Stratford (Crossrail works, according to Open Street Map), necessitating a walk through a temporary diversion really not set up for cycling, and a short stretch of the segregated CS2 Extension which was interesting to see in the flesh, along Stratford High Street, before rejoining the Greenway.
We made our way to Beckton on the Greenway and reached what we thought was the end – a rather major intersection of the A13 and A117 dual carriageways. Thankfully there was, at least, toucan crossings so we didn’t have to play with the nine lanes of cars. It took a while to negotiate all the crossings – fine for a leisurely ride but must be very annoying for anyone doing it frequently. We took a short stretch of CS3 (I had no idea it got that far east) then back on the Greenway for a surprise last few hundred metres which were severed from the rest by these major roads. There was some evidence that it once connected through but it appears to be very closed now, whatever that route was.
From the end of the Greenway, we followed a good (but wouldn’t want to do it alone or at night) off-street cycle path down towards the Woolwich Ferry. The cycle path eventually became a narrow cycle lane at the side of a busy main road, then nothing at all. Luckily the footpath over the huge road bridge out past London City airport to the ferry terminal is shared space as that did not look like a nice road to cycle on – heavy with fast moving traffic and zero space to escape to. There is also a cool point about two thirds of the way across the bridge where you are absolutely in line with the runway, with the landing lights both in front and behind you.
There was an enormous queue of cars for the ferry, which the British part of me felt rather bad about cycling past, but presently we made it on to the ferry and over the river: another bit of London infrastructure ticked off the to-do list. The ferry was fun and cycling onto/off it was fine; I wouldn’t exactly say it was set up for cycling though – you use the area set aside for motorbikes and have to ride off in front of all the cars. Fine for reasonably confident cyclists as we are; not so sure it would work well for a family though.
Once south of the river, we began tacking back west along the Thames Path, which was variously very good, or middling, or on more than one occasion entirely missing. Overall though, for much of this stretch it is very good for cycling along – wide enough to easily coexist with the few pedestrians out that way without having to pootle too slowly.
Along this stretch, we went by the Thames Barrier, which protects central London from flooding by preventing the tide flowing up the river at times of high water flow, another thing we’d been meaning to see for years. We used this opportunity to have the last of our cake and snap a few shamelessly touristy photos.


Disaster strikes
Continuing on, the loop around the back of the Millennium Dome O2 continued the decent quality track, until it eventually degenerated into a building site. Around this point, Audrey’s knee started giving her major trouble. We’d done about 40 miles at a relatively sedate pace, so we will need to work out what caused this. More pressing, however, was the quandary of how to get home, some 15 more miles by our planned route. The main options we could think of were to limp back home very slowly (taking hours and risking further injury), or to try and shortcut our way back to somewhere we could take a train from.
We weren’t far from Greenwich, but the train options from there weren’t very helpful, so we ended up tacking back across to Southwark very slowly (nevertheless, still adding another 8 miles), where Audrey was able to leave her bike at work and tube home; I cycled the remaining 9 miles home from there via CS7, Clapham and Wandsworth Commons, and the Wandle Trail (which was like cycling while being pelted with a thick hailstorm of rice as it had so many swarms of flies hovering around it). By the time I made it home my hair was storing more insect life than a Venus fly trap with the munchies.
In Summary

Overall, a mixed bag of a ride. The good: some good bits of route found, several landmarks visited, some awful bits of routes found (good to know to avoid in future), our longest rides yet (even Audrey’s curtailed 48 miles were a few miles longer than our longest previous ride). The bad: those awful bits of routes really weren’t fun or fast to cycle, Audrey’s knee troubles are a concern that we’ll need to get on top of pronto, and the overall pace even up to that point was very slow other than the first stretch.
Overall ride summary:
- Distance: 48 miles (Audrey), 57.3 miles (Mark)
- Elevation gain: (check)ft (Audrey), 1,937ft (Mark)
- Average moving speed: 10.5mph
- Time: 5h28m moving, 8h26m total
- Total training miles to date – Mark: 199.7 miles, Audrey: 183.4 miles
Tour de London Parcs
This week’s TeamSheep training ride was a long*, gentle paced tour of London, going through many of the city’s lesser-known parks along the way and ending up as far away as Walthamstow before looping back.
*current definition of long: 44.5 miles

The plan was to head up to Russell Square via Battersea Park and the Embankment, then head out along various bits of the London Cycle Network towards the Leyton Marshes and finally Walthamstow, then get home by whatever route took our fancy, with a target of around 45 miles distance, and no particular pace in mind.
The blast up the Wandle Trail into Wandsworth was great, we then passed the old Ram Brewery (still very forlorn and closed, sadly) and on to Cycle Superhighway 8 – one of the better strips of blue paint, but the bottom half of it still isn’t much use. A nice lap of Battersea Park and a quick pit-stop then we headed back to CS8, following the better northern half of it along Millbank to Parliament Square. Here, The Fear got the better of us and we walked across to the other side of the square, before continuing along the Embankment and up through an interminable network of road closures and one-way streets to reach Russell Square – easily the most frustrating part of the day.
From the square out, it was a lovely ride out through Camden Islington, and Hackney on some fairly decent roads for cycling – a combination of separated lanes, filtered streets with little through traffic, and quiet links across parks. The main-road crossings in Hackney after London Fields were less nice – filtered back streets are all well and good but when you just get dumped into a main road without any indication which way you need to go, that isn’t so helpful.
Islington saw my only zero-speed cleat-related falling-over issue of the day, due to completely inexplicably attempting to balance on my pedals while waiting for a car to finish reversing about 20ft away from me, then falling to the side I was still clipped in on. I’ll get the hang of this one day…
After we cleared Hackney, we were soon zooming along over the Leyton Marshes and on to National Cycle Network (NCN) 1 – a route that appears to be everywhere we go – past some reservoirs then into Walthamstow. The least said about that the better and after a quick Frusli bar and some much-needed Haribo, we headed back the way we had come. We spotted the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park on the horizon, so decided to head down that way, following the Lea Navigation towpath which was surprisingly good for cycling along – we were able to keep up a fairly decent pace.
By this point, we were around 26 miles (and 3.5 hours) in to our ride, and hadn’t yet eaten anything significant. This is becoming a bit of a habit of ours, and really doesn’t help our energy levels so we know we’re going to have to work on this as we go forward.
We decided to try and get to Broadway Market as our best chance of finding a good bite to eat, so after reaching the Olympic Park we headed for a quick zoom around Victoria Park then along the Regent’s Canal which had us there pretty promptly, and we tucked in to some strange but delicious Polish (we think) pancake things filled with cheese and spinach. A bargain at £2.50 each, which was lucky as we’d only brought £5 cash with us!
From here, running low on water (another thing we’ll need to work on – carrying enough to drink!) we began heading towards home in earnest. Not wanting to go back along the Embankment, we went through the City and across into Southwark, making our way along the newly-reopened Upper Ground before crossing back over Westminster Bridge to pick up CS8 once more. From there, we simply reversed our route from the morning and headed back home. By the last couple of miles, I was tiring badly – I think not taking on any significant food until so far into the ride is something we need to address urgently!
So, our longest ride so far by quite some margin, and not a terrible overall pace of 10.6mph. We’ll need to get faster on these longer rides in time, but for now, getting used to being on the bike for 4-5 hours at a time is the only real target we have.
Overall ride summary:
- Distance: 44.6 miles
- Elevation gain: 1,628ft
- Average moving speed: 10.6mph
- Time: 4h12m moving, 5h52m total
- Total training miles to date – Mark: 142.4 miles, Audrey: 135.4 miles
Richmond Park Training – Part 2
As it happens, we were back at Richmond Park for a second week running, to try and do some more pace work. In these early rides, we’re just trying to work on time in the saddle, and get a basic understanding of our pace, so we felt a second attempt at Richmond to see if we could speed things up was warranted at this time. More structured speed work and training rides will be starting soon (after I’m done with my half-marathon antics at the start of May).
This ride was similar to our ride a week earlier so no extensive details needed this time around. The only substantial differences were the weather (horrendous hail and rain instead of lovely sunshine), we went clockwise instead of anti-clockwise, and no pub-stop on the way back.
We were a bit slower this time out, Audrey’s knee wasn’t enjoying the cold so our third lap slowed quite considerably and we just nursed ourselves back home – no point giving ourselves injuries this early on by pushing through problems like that.
Here’s the summary:
- Paced section (part 1, part 2):
- Distance: 17.3 miles
- Elevation gain: 899ft
- Average moving speed: 12.7mph
- Unpaced section (there and back):
- Distance: 12.5 miles
- Elevation gain: 469ft
- Average moving speed: 10.7mph
- Total distance: 29.8 miles
- Total elevation gain: 1,368ft
- Total training miles to date – Mark: 97.8 miles, Audrey: 90.8 miles
